I LOVES BOYS.

I'm really mean because I like to steal little girl's diaries from their secret hiding place and threaten them with blackmail to read them. And that's not all! I also like to tackle them and then render them helpless and then totally prey off their insecurities. >:O I'm a very very bad boy.

Alice, on the other hand, is beautiful and wonderful and very amazing. Gee, I wish that when I grow up, I can marry someone JUST like her. :D And have beautiful beautiful babies. (: But too bad she's too good for me, right? ;)

I also love the pizza Alice's mom bought for us, because I ate three slices. Even though I was being Asian and courteous and refused to eat. But they forced me so now I feel full and content. (: (Oh and they love me. :D)

Tina's in love in love in love with her new phone, but then again, so is Alice. I would be too, if mine was as cool as hers. :D

Now Alice's house smells white. And Alice likes that. But Alice doesn't like how I tried reading her diary. -_- Now she has to go out there again and find that diary again. What a hassle. -_- (Btw it was outside. We have a front porch, you know. x) And there's a storage room in there. And in the room there's boxes. It's sitting in a box. (: )

Mickey hates me. :D But everyone hates me, so it's okay. Mickey peed a lot though. ): I guess he's just like me; easily excited by guys. x) (AHAHAHAHAHA.) Oh and I FORGOT to pick up that BOOK that Alice was going to let me borrow. -_-

Dinner was awkward. LOL shuffling feet at the dinner table? x) Silence always feels just a teensy bit awkward. ): I guess Mickey does a pretty good job of breaking it, though. x)

I LOVE
- MICKEY
- PHONES
- PILLOWS
- PIZZA
- MISSING VAMPIRE BOOKS
- POLKA DOTS/STRIPES
- SWIM JACKETS
- FREDDY AND GUPPY
- TEN DOLLAR BILLS
- NOTEBOOKS WITH TEDDY BEARS ON THEM -_-
- STUFF UNDERNEATH BEDS
- STUFF ON TOP OF BEDS
- STUFF YOU CAN DO ON TOP OF BEDS
- TINA
- ALICE
- MYSELF <3
You're welcome. (;